The Water Coolers

Satirical Musical Comedy Troupe

  • The Water Coolers Keynote Speaker Fee Fee range is for U.S. events, depending on location and organization type

    $10,001 - $20,000

  • Languages Spoken

    English

  • Travels From

    New York, USA

  • The Water Coolers Keynote Speaker Fee Fee range is for U.S. events, depending on location and organization type

    $10,001 - $20,000

  • Languages Spoken

    English

  • Travels From

    New York, USA

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GETTING TO GREAT PERFORMANCE

Imagine a keynote that completely engages your audience, pumps the room full of energy and delivers relevant, easy-to-apply tips on how to knock down barriers that stand between you and top-level performance.  Well, you don’t have to imagine.  The award-winning singing ...

Imagine a keynote that completely engages your audience, pumps the room full of energy and delivers relevant, easy-to-apply tips on how to knock down barriers that stand between you and top-level performance.  Well, you don’t have to imagine.  The award-winning singing comedy act, The Water Coolers, can deliver it right now.

They combine insights from two places: their writing team — which includes both business people and professional comedy writers; and their cast members — performers who compete and win in the most competitive market in the country, New York City.  Together, they convey a fresh, unique, authentic perspective about achieving and maintaining peak performance in today’s world.

The result?  High-energy, crazy-great singing and hilarious, relatable comedy that brings smart content to life.  Using song parodies and sketch comedy, they keep attendees howling with laughter and self-recognition. This is what makes content stick. Really stick.

Attendees will take away techniques in 3 areas.

Facing the fear that blocks innovation.  Customer expectations are changing every day.  You need to innovate to meet them and that means overcoming the fear of putting yourself on the line.  As NYC-based performers, The Water Coolers spend their lives on the line and share tips to maintain the confidence to deliver.

Unguarded, trust-based collaboration – the kind that reaches a creative level.  You hear a lot about collaboration, but true collaboration needs to rise above the respectful exchange of ideas to ignite a creative process where ideas feed off of on another.  As a nationally recognized comedy act, The Water Coolers team is constantly building this dynamic and will share some of the techniques they use to do it.

Focus in a time of unparalleled distraction.  Got a great idea and ready to make the magic?  Wait, your phone is ringing.  Hold on, your 12-year old is sending you a text (that you can’t decipher).  Wow.  Does anyone know how long it takes for 137 emails to drop in?  Focus is fundamental to a great performance. Come behind the scenes with these seasoned NYC pros to learn about the tools they use to get in the zone and stay there.

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PURE HILARIOUS COMEDY SHOW

If you’ve talked about it around the water cooler, odds are THE WATER COOLERS have a hilarious song about it. Your audience will love the way they send up the crazy-making aspects of having a job — annoying co-workers, office distractions, the pitfalls of ...

If you’ve talked about it around the water cooler, odds are THE WATER COOLERS have a hilarious song about it. Your audience will love the way they send up the crazy-making aspects of having a job — annoying co-workers, office distractions, the pitfalls of electronic communication, keeping up with technology to name a few. They can also write custom songs specifically for your audience and event.

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AWARD SHOW

THE WATER COOLERS open with a roof-raising number customized to the event that tells the audience, tonight will be special. They keep the energy high with mini-tribute songs introducing the key awards, award categories, departments, or individual winners. Upbeat keyboard ...

THE WATER COOLERS open with a roof-raising number customized to the event that tells the audience, tonight will be special. They keep the energy high with mini-tribute songs introducing the key awards, award categories, departments, or individual winners. Upbeat keyboard music plays while winners cross to the stage and they cap off the event with a rock anthem style comedy finale featuring lyrics written specially for the entire group of winners or organization.

As with all their material the approach is celebratory, completely appropriate, and always funny. If you’d like, they can also weave in short sets of material from their act to infuse even more entertainment throughout the evening. It’s completely up to you.

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MASTER OF CEREMONIES/EMCEE

THE WATER COOLERS will use their trademark super funny songs to warm up, refocus, refresh, and energize your audience as they host or emcee your program.  Each hosting job is unique, but here’s an example of how they can provide a motor that delivers momentum and clarity to...

THE WATER COOLERS will use their trademark super funny songs to warm up, refocus, refresh, and energize your audience as they host or emcee your program.  Each hosting job is unique, but here’s an example of how they can provide a motor that delivers momentum and clarity to the event.

They might kick off the program with a 15-minute music and comedy performance to warm up the audience and focus them on what’s ahead. Then they musically introduce the speaker that follows them, bringing him or her onto the stage seamlessly to keep the momentum going and return to the stage as needed to transition the program from topic to topic and speaker to speaker.  After a break, they may do a comic rock number called “Gotta Take a Seat Now” that brings people back from the break and refocuses them on the stage so that the next speaker gets maximum impact. To wrap up, they often do a custom big send-off rock anthem.

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About Keynote Speaker The Water Coolers

For over 20 years, THE WATER COOLERS have entertained audiences around the world, as far reaching as Singapore and Australia, with their high energy, uncommonly funny, and honest take on work and life. Smart phones, Zoom calls, kids, co-workers, and travel are just a few of the topics this group of top NYC talent turns into hilarious sketch comedy and song. They enjoyed a smash engagement Off- Broadway in 2002 [produced by one of the producers behind HAIRSPRAY, SPAMALOT, and THE PRODUCERS], followed by a national tour with several regional productions including Chicago and Miami. They are a favorite in the professional events world where they’ve built a top-tier clientele and are one of the few acts to win Event Solutions magazine’s Spotlight Awards for Entertainment of the Year multiple times.

Their writing team mixes professional comedy writers with people working in the “real world” to deliver an authentic and funny take on work.  The team is headed up by one of the creators of New York’s longest running comedy hit ever, “Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding” whose other comedy credits include numerous appearances on The Conan O’Brien Show, and voicing Peanut on the Cartoon Network’s cult hit, “Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law,” also starring Stephen Colbert and Gary Cole.

The Water Coolers cast is made up of New York professionals with resumes including the hippest and hottest comedy and music clubs like Igby’s, the Improv, the Comic Strip, the Icehouse, and Pete’s Candy Store as well as many Broadway productions including “Tina, the Tina Turner Musical,” “K-Pop The Musical,” Gloria Estefan’s “On Your Feet,” “Jersey Boys,” Carole King’s “Beautiful,” “Dear Evan Hansen,”

“Wicked,” “Rock of Ages,” “Legally Blonde”, “The Adams Family” “Chicago” “Hair”, “Pippin”, “In The Heights ,” “Mamma Mia,” and “The Boy From Oz” with Hugh Jackman. Clients include Fisher Price, IBM, Hewlett Packard, Microsoft, Boy Scouts of America, Choice Hotels, Bingham, Pacific Life, Nokia, Adobe, Sony, Prudential, Atlantic Health, Society for Human Resource Management, MDRT, Flexible Packaging Association, Lincoln Financial, and Equifax among many others.

Testimonials

“For meeting managers, it is all about education, communication, connecting with people and connecting people to each other. You accomplished this with ease and professionalism…Your ability to make us laugh with each other and at our collective condition created an instant sense of community that lasted throughout the conference.”

Carol Krugman

CMP, CMM, George P. Johnson

“The Water Coolers have got the American workplace nailed. The hassles, head-trips, and hook-ups of our modern corporate culture are all captured in songs that are funny, lyrical, and dead on.”

Fred Grandy

Former US Congressman and CEO, Goodwill Industries

“We’re still getting rave reviews from many of the 600 business leaders who attended our event…You made my team look great and me by association; we appreciate that! ”

Judy Gray

President/CEO, Fairfax County Chamber of Commerce

The Water Coolers performed a phenomenal closing session. Wow! I think the standing ovation says it all. I would recommend The Water Coolers to any organization. Attendees will be talking about it for a long time. Our only challenge – how do we top it next year?

Anne Blouin

CAE, Chief Learning Officer, ASAE: The Center for Association Leadership

We used the Water Coolers as part of our annual conference during an afternoon break with our top executive guests and as part of a gastro-pub themed dinner party. The guests from both events raved about the comedy and thought it was a unique experience. Given our conference is jam packed with learning sessions; the downtime and comic relief was much appreciated! As the organizer of the event, I have to say the troupe?s attention to detail was fantastic! Even down to the last minute during the actual show when they had to grab audience members to part of the act, which by the way went over so well! The customer service from the Water Coolers was amazing and it made putting this event together so much easier.
Thank you so much I will be calling you again!

Chelsea Strickland

Senior Customer Marketing Manager – Ariba, an SAP Company

The Water Coolers hosted two award shows at our 2013 conference. I?ve heard nothing but rave reviews from our attendees, calling both shows the best ever. The custom songs they wrote and performed for us were fantastic! The songs made our top award winners feel extra special and had the audience in hysterics. They captured our attendees? professional successes and daily frustrations perfectly. I recommend the Water Coolers for any event, especially if you want to start with a bang or end on a high note.

Tony Keane

CAE, President & CEO, International Facility Management Association

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